I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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