i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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