I got chris browned last night
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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