I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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