Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
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Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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