i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
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Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
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I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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