I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
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Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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