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(310): View more from California

my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium

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(443): View more from Maryland

Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!

(860): View more from Connecticut

One less school supply you need to buy!!

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(773): View more from Illinois

halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids

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(734): View more from Michigan

By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks

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(806): View more from Texas

He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.

(1-806): View more from Texas

I feel like you never had a virginity..

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(802): View more from Vermont

She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth

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I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?

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