How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
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I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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