well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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