Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
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Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
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He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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