Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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