All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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