One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
i think my cat just said my name.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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