I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
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I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
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Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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