They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
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everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
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first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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