How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
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In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
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He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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