I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
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You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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