At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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