awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I faked an abortion last night.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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