I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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