Sry I called you an 8
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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