I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
