Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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