I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
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the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
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Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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