It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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