Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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