went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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