She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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