:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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