kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
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She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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