glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
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She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
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I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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