Me too!
I CAN MOONWALK!
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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