you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Randomize
