Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(310): View more from California

I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home

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(253): View more from Washington

I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.

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(712): View more from Iowa

He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine

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(214): View more from Texas

Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.

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(206): View more from Washington

I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.

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