Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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