Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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