is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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