Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Randomize
