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I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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