there was a trapeze. enough said
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
