My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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