I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
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the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
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We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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