Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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