mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
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Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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