Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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