There r osticjed everywhere
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
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I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
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It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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