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You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.

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(401): You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men. http://tfl.nu/u1rr

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here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...

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(618): here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco... http://tfl.nu/ll6l

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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us

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(603): stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us http://tfl.nu/v63w

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She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs

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(773): She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs http://tfl.nu/4ami

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(314): View more from Missouri

Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.

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(314): Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day. http://tfl.nu/blek

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maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up

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(440): maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up http://tfl.nu/j6pu

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(260): View more from Indiana

Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?

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(260): Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement? http://tfl.nu/iy8f

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Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon

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(303): Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon http://tfl.nu/wym2

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It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.

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(334): It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls. http://tfl.nu/cfx1

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(305): View more from Florida

What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..

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(305): What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on.. http://tfl.nu/a0r6

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Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...

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(215): Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge... http://tfl.nu/fr2q

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Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.

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(443): Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face. http://tfl.nu/p4qr

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Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.

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(513): Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives. http://tfl.nu/voqg

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(315): View more from New York

we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back

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(315): we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back http://tfl.nu/uot7

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(207): View more from Maine

Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering

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(207): Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering http://tfl.nu/ixi4

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