I like to think it a success when the cops are called
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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