i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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