We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
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the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
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So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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