The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
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I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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