she looked like the bat from fern gully.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
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I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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