I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
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Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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