If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
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We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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